Doggy Nicknames

For some reason, I come up with ridiculous nicknames for my two dogs, Daisy (Labrador) and Loki (Corgi). I don’t know why and I cannot stop. Here is a sampling:

Snorflechops
Snuggle B. Snoodles 
Big Bread and the Baker
Schlitterbaun Van Flaufenhauser
Grumblestiltskin
Doogie Schnauzer M.D.
Commander Fluffy Chaps
Chunky Brewster
Chuck Snorris
Corgonzola International Attorney at Paw

I'm unsure what compels me to do this and I fear there is no cure.