What happened to Fall?

Apparently, it is December already.

As I write this, it is 36 degrees out but my weather app tells me it feels like 29 degrees. I feel like I didn't get enough Fall. Sweaters, fireside marshmallows, Oktoberfest and such (see above).

At least I can always revisit an old classic: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers